He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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