So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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