I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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