I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
