How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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