He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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