Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
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