whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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