community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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