I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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