I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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