Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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