do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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