I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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