The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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