I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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