I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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