Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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