GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
