omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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