i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
he fucked my hip out of place.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Randomize
