We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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