I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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