My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Randomize
