I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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