O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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