I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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