I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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