whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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