ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I have fence marks all over my body
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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