I cockslap morals
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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