Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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