how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
