How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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