his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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