So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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