Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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