considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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