two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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