after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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