Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
