i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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