Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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