sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I didn't shave. On purpose
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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