Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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