You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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