You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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