Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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