Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Randomize
