erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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