do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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